told, as usual, by the Maior of the host Chronicler transmuted into aquesta royal occasion Domini Can the Order of Preachers of Santo Domingo.
In nomine Patri, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti, Amen.
INTROIT
Here I am again, my dear readers, for the third time in a little time to tell the detail that characterizes my pens a new adventure as experienced by military Aragonese lands Belchite field, in the noble village of Moyuela, which will last long and warm summer Deste. He walked from the mind of the writer and many long months faze some gloomy and sorrowful because of the many flaws and drawbacks committed when St. George, back in April, when Mr. Don Ruy de Urrea Ximén saw fit encargalle of the organizatio Market and Fair moyuelina for being the most fideles in enjoy your well deserved summer vacation, and if necessary put in the hands of a good maintainer the garnish of this expedition I say, so that, eager to correct past mistakes and learn of them, stood the clerk to work in an "Amen, Jesus" the help of Don Gombaldo et donna Helena Tramacet et fazer a spirit of things as well be facerse in the new opportunity that fate had in store. Deste was
way for several weeks diéronse maintainers to work muytos and complexes such organizatio requires fabled with groups to the conference were to cum, garnish pittance and overnights, demanding logistical details and compliments for the proper conduct , writing speeches and representativeness scrolls with theatrical and organizing, in short, the V edition of the Market and Craft Fair Crafts Medieval village Moyuela as a visit by His Majesty Don Pedro II of Aragon in question. And so and so dedicatio hobiéronse complete all these trabaxos, that he made the clerk's currency peaked by the Conde Barack Obama in his soul recording the "YES, WE CAN" with such fervor that he could leave on a high note trance.
was how the day of Saint Nicholas of Tolentino, Sept. 10, we loaded our belongings into the wagon that would lead Moyuela, we took the wagon to castiello dito the ACHA retinues of charges in the hope theirs et all the next morning for directing us to the village of Moyuela and began developing his days with calm down and to have everything under control rather than on.
FIRST DAY
Moyuela Arrival and reminder not only dust on Ash Wednesday ...
early morning, at about the third hour, the royal road to don Belchite Garcia Romeu and I Mesmer in my white horse on the day of San Vicente Abad, reaching fondaco the roadside do the clerk dressed as nun habits for din of those gathered there (among whom were gentlemen of the Holy Tomb of Don Garcia Romeu friends), we breakfasted complidamente et Heisman hope Don Pedro Cornel et Macao, which arrived late because the rooster are the sheets you slept et Cornel weighed at half an hour more than they should, so just say hello hobieron time before taking back the horses and continue Moyuela way, do we just an hour and a half after tertiary.
descended from the mounts to the palace of the Tramacet, very happy to greet our hosts and are in the campaign do Garnish found himself on the camp to our good mates ACHA Framework Ximeno Celaya don, don Agón of Montanyana, and other more and more to come as the elf aluego Eldelbar Naul, donna Elena and Pedro de Ahonen, apart from Don Jaume Montull, Elisa de Montserrat et donna donna Arcoflis Sabina, arrived of Çaragoça and Huesca each et de Villafranca del Penedes others, so that after the greetings, hugs, congratulations et de rigueur in that campaign discovered three or four fingers of fine white earth in a holy and amen pusiéronnos the Cappato e clothes as quarry stonemasons, filling eyes, lungs and skin of dust and reminding us that "pulvis is et in pulverem reverteris" not only on Ash Wednesday, but at any time of year.
Hobimos await the arrival of the wagon that brought our belongings still about an hour and, finally, when the wagon dito començóse descargallo task and set flags and awnings, thing that he made, not without great trabaxos because soil strength ea difficult to nail it the rods, which cause earthquakes parescíamos as big blows to the braces with the clubs to the point that Don Ximeno finger badly firióse Celaya of both trying hard to drive in the dust the damn pegs. Although it was soon which garnish the camp with their flags and awnings very prettily planted, after the mesnaderos qual changed his clothes century by more consistent and fizimos and a discovery to find a place to calm the hunger, how silly that reached the ninth hour ruxían et guts for their rights. They went
about the trail of some Moors in the gorge was by market kebab sandwiches in pita bread several achero et viniéronse me to the back of the church Moyuela, do we alleviated the stomachs with good strings of sausages and black pudding and choriços enclosed in the bread and washed down with beer and other spirits that muyto relaxer us encouragement, followed by another tent pasámonos qual Moorish taste a mint tea as the Saracens usually prepared laminated together with honey and nuts, rather than one of my colleagues parescióle such as foul-tasting concoction of glue, making xurar that good coffee with biscuits et lifelong water are removed et dirty Moorish land pastes, and non say more. E
once upon as time past the hour approached et parade et la inauguratio of the conference, all the camp fuímonos for wearing our robes (except the clerk, who sprang from his body non habits nun at all two-day event) and we left very pintxos et escoscados warden in search of his home in Moyuela looked parade ... always preceded by the novel and striking heraldic fanfares of Caspe (Senyoria your grace pardon the sarcasm) with their trumpets, timpani and the mother that he brought, for it was tiresome the chant of "pom, pom-pom, porróm-porróm, pom-pom, porropotopóm, pom-pom ... parabarabá papapaaaaa paaaa-pa-pa-pa papapaaaaaa parabarabá "that gives us do agree there, although I have to say in its defense that even had the good fortune to attend the parade after a new roll which, fortunately, hase been to expand the repertoire of "Hit Parade."
MOYUELINOS!
There was a time in this land where the people suffered great hardship, kings wearing crown, no castles were in ruins, they worked from dawn to dusk and princesses did not know what was to present a news program. Times were hard and difficult, of course, but that is why human beings knew how to appreciate each and every one of the good times they were offered their lives, there were not many but intense.
is our privilege, however, able to recover what he had that much good medieval and put aside their tragedies and pain because we also know that that "any past was better" is a lie Cathedral Burgos or the Cathedral of Zaragoza (for instance over here). We leave aside, then, Plague, War, Famine and Death and we will keep the market, parades, games, storytelling and theater to draw a picture not be nicer longer less historic.
So, with permission of the king our lord and our lord mayor and in view of the precarious conditions being experienced by our beloved kingdoms and counties of the Crown of Aragon, which are similar to those that plague the entire Hispania the foreigner, his Majesty and the municipal authorities of adjacent or dependent Moyuela and it has taken the following decisions: First
- : For two days the people of this county, its leaders residents, visitors and any other persons who live in it they find themselves immersed in the Middle Ages, it was more like the time that we suffer today.
- Second: It is decreed the joy and celebration for these medieval days, so it is strictly prohibited by the municipality and the church complaining about economic conditions that afflict us under pain of excommunication and ass whipping for the spoilers.
- Third: To all who adopt a position on these two days the word "crisis" you'll be given a fine of fifty cents Jaca, to be entered into a ballot box and will be dedicated to buy ham, sausage and meats to be shared among all the neighbors who has not spoken. Nothing CRISIS. Caca!.
- Fourth: It is prohibited to reduce wages to all children, so that the tips they receive from their parents will be increased by 15%, and spent the said tip in sweets, candy, sweets, toys and different games according to the law determined by their parents (not have to spend).
- Fifth: Any person who refuses to eat ham, sausage or other pork products, will be held in suspicion of the Inquisition unless you go to seafood, fried calamari and grilled sardines (which should not play with cholesterol by giving them old Christian.)
- Sixth and last: Having been proclaimed the joy and celebration in the second point of this legislation, it is mandatory to have the best possible, enjoy life (that's why we gave the Lord), singing and dance when there is occasion for it, and eat and drink what you have ... if any.
By order of the King. I said.
After that, step voice and call on Mr. Governor of the City of Moyuela
WORDS BY HE MR. MAYOR OF SHARPS:
Hopefully, dear neighbors and friends, these conditions we have just heard could be extended to all year round and all the towns and cities of Spain. In any case we want from the pulpit to give you all welcome to these medieval days and ask you to enjoy them at least as much as was the care taken by its organizers have put into them. And popular wisdom in the mouths of Baltasar Gracian "the good, if brief, twice good" just singing a cry is heard from the Pyrenees to Teruel:
MOYUELINOS:
SHARPS VIVA!
VIVA ARAGON!
After that came the first act of the inquisitorial survey in which two inmates were charged, And when they were placed for safekeeping until the next morning, they would be interrogated by the Holy Tribunal. Finished the investigation, the parade continuóse market Moyuela, pausing a moment before the rooster who represents the village by paying tribute to its history and recharge for her a good pater noster in Latin. Arrived at the home of the warden, despedímonos NOC shouts of applause and great around the camp, do the ACHA mesnaderos preparáronse to make a brawl in the streets of the market while others adereçábamos the campaign for archery weapons et la expositio for visitors, so that from there a little Vimon all surrounded by infants, adults and grandparents willing to try his luck with the bow, watch and wield the panoply of Aragon or train their warriors BRAC fencing swords to children. And once again he made, the clerk of the clerk's art show in such a way that very nicely painted on beautiful diplomas were the names of the little ones who had participated in archery, which was great happiness and joy to see the faces of respect and appreciation of children as timid little voice said to the clerk his name, so that the chronicler aprovexó opportunity to add some simple dibuxillos include the name of the graceful to write it, something that was very agradesco by parents and children.
A good couple of hours spent in these pleasant trabaxos, one showing the weapons (even shooting the clerk et a stick of fire for the first time that I leave my ears badly hit but was a joy to experience), tensing et arch showing other fencing shock others, so that gradually the darkness was falling on the town et all to go get ready, along with the people of Moyuela, dinner in the halls of the pools Garnish the town had et it was (never, ever in life I guess my readers!) in a salad et tant stew that great affection and appreciation is the chronicler, although the occasion was aquesta of lamb shanks, which tempered a little ill in my stomach for meat stew. Aprovexé one of the lingual of dito fazer hock to some goodies in it: with a superb razor sharp knife blade market master archers Jose Luis Iñiguez de Azogaraz, practiced in several holes lingual et pour the marrow be of the same (which Goliad rays of hell, by God, waking a frightening arches) makes a very nice flautica that aluego would serve for another which in turn must be seen. Finished
dinner as the clerk wanted to partying non further and also the painful PA Fazio place the speakers in the dinner animati understood them as well as a Muslim speaking in Arabic with his mouth full of crumbs, Salim to the campaign e trova in it some torches lit in such a way that was the cool and very nicely quiet and tranquil, aprovexando to sit and gaze at the stars asking the rest of the days moyuelinas were at least as well as on the point that was to finalize. Viniéronse to accompany a little gift Ximeno Framework achero Celaya, donna Elena, Don Agón Montañana and others, very friendly mingling under the stars (if Tell me the cold well and pushed to get my wool coat for my saddle bags) until juntámonos all under the awning, in the light of oil lamps, candles and torches, telling jokes as we used on a cool night but very enjoyable delightful.
E and came near the time of the last act of the day, which was non other than the torchlight procession to the Shrine Templar Sancta Maria, do there was a very lucid storytelling that he made the delight of children with history John Squire et the dragon during which flautica Fize made use of during dinner to sing the ballad "I'm a bone of poor John, the squire of a vile man, who wanted to hide my death, that I was the one who killed the dragon, "and where the clerk could see that among the many and great virtues which adorn the great knight Don Cornel non Heisman include the singing just because my ears have escuxado crows sing better, but it is something unimportant for non credo that good Cornel should never be put back into the chute to sing ballads to an expectant crowd as he escuxaba in the chapel of Sancta Maria de Moyuela. finished the chronicler of his performance to the small counting death of good King Sancho Ramirez in the siege of Huesca, being very well received by all especially et Mr. Don Heisman, much like legends WITH THESE Aragon as is known, et by Don Garcia Romeu, who tenderly watched the faces of infants under the stars gathered there while the clerk escuxaban shelling their stories ...
E and the time drew near for the hotel room, rather than as Don Jimeno Cornel and I mesmo we retired to our room in the hotel of M. de Tramacet, still remained in the camp and the party the rest of mesnaderos (especially donna Helena , who was unleashed with the din et Mosic). But the dream and we surrendered to the highest et lauds past half hour we were in braces Morfeo very quietly until late next morning, last moyuelinas this expedition.
SEGUNDA JORNADA (E POSTRERA)
"Yo non sé nada. Por Amor de Dios!”
Hacia la hora de tercia, más o menos, del día de San Guidón hallábanse ya don Eximén Cornel et el escribano listos para rematar la última de las jornadas que venimos narrando, de modo que tras las abluciones e alivios varios salímonos a la calle para encontrarla vacía de moyuelinos et mesnaderos, pues al parecer la algarabía nocturna se había extendido hasta altas horas de la madrugada et los cuerpos pedían descanso a sus dueños. Mas hete acá que viendo llegar desde lo lexos de la calle a tres personas a las que non pudimos identificar, hicimos don Ximén e yo mesmo caso omiso dellas hasta a voice familiar to us ... only then discovering orchestras say three people who were non other than Don Iñiguez de Azogaraz archers, Don Gonzalo et donna Merce Arcomedievo that habíanse has shared with us that day et bat, between sleep and the lack of breakfast, we succeeded in recognizing non.
However, our good friends greeted by hairs on the sea of \u200b\u200bold scores among traitors clerks, knights and archers haughty mercenaries, fuímonos all at an inn in the village, do we taste our coffee and blades and ballads on it to Archers of the iris, so juntámonos conducted an all moments et with great pleasure before baxar to do the mesnaderos campaign started late and wake up in the morning, so that just one hour before the sixth hallábanos prepared for the next activity, which was attending Mass et la preparatio of interrogatoprio inquisitorial to the gates of the temple behind her. We carry everything needed beyond what sizing et church square while some mesnaderos attended Mass after the qual-that lasted a tantico, it was the farewell Moyuela pastor, who was transferred precisely Zufaria-become of the arch of swords warrior priest et al warden his villa et Duenna while the monk scribe blessed them in good Latin, which fue muy gratamente rescibida por los presentes.
E tras ello celebróse la encuesta inquisitorial, en la qual fueron torturados tres reos en tal modo que muy grandemente aplaudido fue el auto representado, especialmente la magistral actuación de maese Agón de Montañana, que daba gritos de auténtico endemoniado, tras el cual fuimonos todos de regreso a la campa por departir entre nos antes de marchar al condumio, no sin antes tomar un tentempié en las brasa tras la iglesia de Moyuela, do maese Pedro Maza et maese Corronchos Ignifocus deleitaron al respetable cantando, entre otros, aqueste son:
Si en una noche oscura en el bazar
Cayese alguna banda sobre ti
Mi amo, en un pis-pas les zurrarás
you spare a genius to deliver
Use my magic and
KO win or I'm about to explode dynamite
And you'll see, what flash! Is chupao
this lamp you just rub
Who calls?
My master and my lord
do you want something special? I advise
Our peacock
There is no great genius as
his maitre ici Je suis
helpful
A type I repeat, send, I hear no evil
so great a genius
Yes, yes, five star service
eat better than the Shah
Any dish, cous cous, what else?
Maybe a little
baklavá How about a shiskebab
and fruits at the end?
Here the menu, what you write
There is no great genius as
Have you seen something? Now try
Now you will learn another trick that burned
Cuidao! And it takes longer
When I say, "Abracadabra," bon voyage
I make them disappear
the telele harm to you, you've quedao Stand in awe
A solution to your problems
I am the first in my class I am a genius
enrollao super
What you will send you Whisper
serve you, I hear you, drop it
I know that the list is more than a million You rub
well then tell me, uh oh
My master and my lord, what I can do for you?
I'm here, how are you my love?
There is a genius so, there is no great genius as a genius
No so, there is a genius so great
There is no genius ... so ... ... ... niaaaaaaaaaaal
geee
E and between both meals include habíasenos whetted the appetite we went all the fondaco "The Cordonero" do we tasted for just ten euros Jaquesa a wild potato, salad and tripe with tomatoes as a starter, followed by a delicious beans with sausage, black pudding and bacon that we settled on the body as lead shot, all washed down with wine bully, water and soft drinks more and clinched a custard dessert or ice cream (for those who wanted to) et the usual coffee that makes glorious end to all good pittance.
After lunch, we share with almogávares of Lurte et Arcomedievo archers, returned to the camp and marched some to doze in the lawn of the pools, do the court clerk had a very painful digestion guts I leave you poorly accommodated, although it was passengers et without further consequences. But since they fell the afternoon and time to return Fazia, so dismantle the halls, we collected the sweat outfits and several other Master Gombaldo et drop fat of the land trying to get two or three picks that they persisted in keeping the marriage with dust and stones from the river until he finally could be extracted from the ground.
little more left to tell: wait patiently the arrival of the wagon that was to take our belongings to Çaragoça, we loaded all our equipment in it, despedímonos with large displays of affection from each other, leading infinite thanks to the clerk all good friends who had possible date so splendid days, and we left for the capital of the Ebro in good spirits, downloading at Fidelis castiello flags, awnings, tables, benches, chairs and guns and the wagon road dexando local ACHA to fazer I own it with theirs. E
so tired, crippled, covered with dust but with the soul record of everything that amostazaban from the spine of St. George, you has told the clerk and organizer of the Fair Sun Moyuela Enrique de Çaragoça, as will faziendo provided the opportunity it brings.
Zufaria In the castle, 14 days of September 1210, feast of the Exaltation of the Holy Cross.
