Donoso LA RECAP celebratio CASPE COMMITMENT OF THE EVERLASTING IN VISIT TO HELIOS he made, so inescapably MEETING OF THE MANY FRIENDS THAT MESNA the busy ET THE PLEASURE TO THE DISCOVERY OF THE LIGHT THE NARRATOR he made, FOR YOUR TIME.
Told, as is customary for many long years, the Chronicler Maior of the real retinue, who attended such parties many sweats et al banyan very pleasing despite the knights encounter with donuts et had them.
FIRST DAY
In Nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti, Amen.
Well, senyor, behold, the month of Juno, Jupiter's wife, played to an end and as is usual for the retinue aquesta dates was called Fidelis Regi by our good Partner to Order of Knights of Caspe Sanjuanistas the celebratio of the glories of the noticeable commitment Aragonese, Valencian and Catalan were sealed by new king to the Crown of Aragon, Don Martin 'died childless et bathed in blood their kingdoms by the struggles of factions that many suitors to up the same but none of them conducive to cede their claims.
Three were by it, the vezes the Chronicler of the host Fidelis had responded to the call by Caspolino, et like a scalded cat flees from cold water that decided the clerk dexar in their fiefdoms zufarienses whoever supplies which helped to increase the heat for days Luengas space hits the streets of the town for aquesta dates, so and so that gown, belts, clothing, sword and shield me on my steed viniéronse albo et abode in my cabinets Gambeson, skirts, maces, daggers and losses that served non hubiessen burdens rather than at a celebration in which over celebration the spirits, chanting tavern (which non missed, by God), the clamor et the laughter of the meeting mesnaderos camaraderie, the sun the heat of summer et brand new star in the event those who crushed against et the impetus ground warriors.
After this necessary preamble, that your lordship conosco must not be repetitive as far as heat is concerned, let alone that of my fiefs partime Zufaria shortly before the ninth hour of the day of San Pelayo martyr, June 26, 1412 of this year, traveling in just an hour and quarter the eighty miles that separate Zufaria of Caspe, with a blazing sun that burned everything, et coming to the inn in the village do I changed my clothes Caspolino century by more appropriate, I took a snack in the dita Catering (he had left of my possessions with little bite to eat) and after that I met the gentleman Ferrench Don Lope de Luna, And he lay in Caspe time ago by having been his mistress donna trabaxando Noelia in their married during this past year.
et After greetings congratulations of rigor, we left my gear well prepared in the flag do we spend the night in the future (and that was very big shed where hearty et Ibans to join mesnaderos dozens of good, and with it everything I have said) and marched on foot to meet our hosts sanjuanistas that soaked his throat in an inn near the place called The Plane , troba do the lords of the Company Arcoflis, so I waved and hugged him very happy to don Ioan de Ancheta, the lovable et great friend Don Jaume et Montull bienhalladas gave the kiss of his lovely wife Donna Elisa de Montserrat et donna senyora the beautiful Beatrix (in the Catalan parliament is that "Beatrice" et to the qual at its own custom called "triu" what Occasion bring large qual jokes, as will be seen) Sabina et donna donna Melania, recently admitted to the host of arquers catalans de la Flor de Lys, very beautiful ladies all of them, accompanying them in the transfer of many other sports drinks Cervisia et ( et not so much) that henceforth we would be forced to taste.
Such was the case that plump your scribe being unaccustomed to alcohol and having thrown into his throat at least two or three disasters Cervisia I say, Street et salímonos a reporter gave him the feeling that the extranna Caspolino houses moved on their own, without falling into realized that the buildings were non Exercicio who did this but the their own feet, which were non the right way to put one to the other for good walking due to vapors cerveciles et the great heat that stuck to the floor et que, dello though, non erat as strong as in other previous Anyos, as a breeze blew beatific fazer contributing to breathable air a little at least.
As early when still walk the streets without the accommodation of temperature, volvímonos to start catering et Deste story continued with the transfer of new beverages until, little by little, were by going beyond the rest of mesnaderos, which were Don Sancho de Antillón et la donna Luisa Magistra his fiancée, Don Atho de Foces et la donna simpa Rocío Bruna, all of which welcome the outpouring of alcohol also find et, et other friends that we would go beyond gathering from Friday et Saturday morning, as Arquers del Rei Don Jaume Jaume In Escudé, the giant Mr. Roger de Flor Marques et his faithful (who would miss their squabbles with Draco good but he behaved so nobly as often as non has Occasion to battle dog-mode), the hosts of Alqannis Joaquín Calatrava, the Militia Concejil of Rioiia with Madam Ignacio et his wife and fixed (non horn the previous year, to God be given thanks, and that your lordship will remember with pleasure, sinon another Tallud you have, et tasty and History their stories), the Lady of the Host Medina Yarce, archers Caspolino of Armeca (one of which is a worthy gentleman of similar makings of a certain character that he made, give me a start The first time I glimpsed his face, et non say more) North et Companyia Don Rodrigo de Petralta, all formed a very lucid quale group of not less than one setentena of brave soldiers willing to enjoy the festivities of Commitment were summoned by the quale in Caspe.
Et once date the count of hosts, say that beyond a few hours after the vespers et with the sun and allowing for some respite, the fideles trasladámonos of King to meet the very noble lady donna Rachel Stephen, the qual ran a medieval dance workshop place The call et Fireta involving Antillón Don Sancho et Magistra donna Luisa, who lost non occasion to show their talents courtly, gallant et faziendo such dodges movements ganáronse diverting much-deserved standing ovation from the audience gathered there. We welcome with great effusion donna Rachel, to which non seen since the February Las Bodas, et dímosle condolences for the death of his father a few days ago, which he thanked us heartily as everything is often so remarkable lady fazer. Et finished dances Caspolino continue our journey for a few minutes until the night stars covered the sky and returned to the inn at first Dezi for some dinner before plunging into the bullizio of the party.
Back at the inn, it was frequently visited et hosted us during Luengas hours have a divine invention nowadays called "air conditioning" that cools the air et as if we were in Teruel in February rather than in Caspe in June, we asked the waiter a few pieces of bread with various viewing entrellos, renovation of which Don James Don Atho Montull et de Foces repeated sagging, over wild potatoes (served with late because of a barkeeper overwhelmed by the hard work that night had) also devoured with great pleasure, from which it follows that the walk muita habíanos dragon awakened an appetite.
Being in such work came at last after an hour to complete, Mr. Don Ruy de Urrea, et donna Luesia Anne his sister and brother-donna Maria del Mar Luesia et Don Jose Maria, who were warmly greeted et beyond that staged one of the many jokes that henceforth Ibans to happen, because the lords marched to dress their equipment in the pavilion, et chow waiting on the table in the meantime, time for the Sorrowful we left the account of how much surprised racked next to Don Ruy, all singing "Happy Birthday" (though Mr. de Urrea non celebrates through December) et cumin to pay out of pocket the amount of intake, to qual said the noble knight kind words "look that you are bastards!" , opening the way Deste closure of the jokes, the jokes, the laughter et the jokes which may hereafter be concluded between the mesnaderos coupled in Caspe.
But the nocte non had only just begun, so that well-fed return back to the streets of Caspe to participate in the festival, raising us to the Fireta et making good on the road with liters of beer et calimotxo were very nice et quickly consumed but which were also the occasion of joke, because having them in triu hands donna, donna donna Elisa de Montserrat et Rocío Bruna, before poor senyora parescían tavern proprietress that witty ladies Germanic royal army, because no one was so polite to bear the beer glasses in their hands not to obstruct the Caspe walk. To this was added a very droll photo battle fought between Don Ruy de Urrea et Magistra donna Luisa, And when they competed in fazer the most amazing photo et unexpected firing these inventions of the devil many times, front, back, side et by surprise, so that was stored in these machines images such a turn that little lacking for EnCana of laughter quanta all have occasion to hair.
which I date encaminámonos pianito pin back into the halls of rest, do a fresh dressing on the mensa in the stands after the same had it et deploy an authentically pandemonium glasses, drinks et sisha , proving for the first time your scribe the spirit that back in Casp called "lamparlla" and that non est other than gin mixed with orange juice grenadine et all very fredo (frozen like snow in the Monte Perdido, a fact it said) et et very very nice dangerous because it enters the body very nicely with the heat language looser, loosen legs et leaves the body more difficult et dexando a headache more than fermoso.
Almost twenty liters Deste brew (seven of Don Sancho et Antillón twelve and a half of Don Ruy de Urrea) were prepared to cross the throats of the mesnaderos in that et in successive Occasion, which become of a pleasure, more than a delicious mint lemonade provided by Don Atho de Foces et dona Rocío Bruna, all of which was laid on the table et there, amid the smoke of hookahs et laughter of the soldiers, who were good goalkeepers et thirty among men, the jokes comenzáronse et raconte several, as the great adventure of Don Jaume Escudé, which lives up to its name faziendo told how in Al-qannis, when the Calatravas, having height gained his enemies in the riot launched his round shield over the heads desto waiting perhaps to return it to your Braco, thus earning the nickname "Captain America" whoever is this gentleman. Or the many jokes with admirable patience rescibió triu of Arcoflis donna, who because of their peculiar name had to escuxar references to the game of mu ("triu" of kings), the weather (the heat of "estriu"), a sexual habits (to see if tonight we "triu") or any other expression related to the number three, who imagine that hate donna from that night onwards. Or, finally, to defend the honor of the set of Don Sancho de Antillón, the qual is known that walked in love affairs with Don Jaime I et that even given him a bastard, thus earning the nickname the hens often undeservedly applied to them.
Et Assi, between jokes and laughter, was winning the fatigue to the bustle and they went slowly withdrawing Partner to repose the retinue, so that it ended in the gap alone Don Ruy de Urrea, Don Roger de Flor, et Montull Don Juam of a little more, myself included same; but still non came to an end the night as was Don Ruy who had the idea to propose to the knight Roger Pray , who went to his saddle et returned to the bleachers with a bag of sausages, meats, sausages et several of the other foods that we ate right by cutting with a sharp knife just et longing for (As the last Aragonese Live) "a little bread, damn!" I read et who understand what I mean.
Quando clearly almost dawn finally gathered the courage last remnants of the feast et we retired to the pavilion, do we sleep on mattresses filled with enduring the heat aire et snoring concert that seventy mesnaderos et their donuts are often deployed in such places when they get together.
Et as will be long this first day, sleep dexaremos Fideles et of his friends until the next morning ..
SECOND DAY
Alcos the sun in the sky a few hours of sleep on a pallet that tembloteaba by all sides when the clerk awoke, et non me as the place invited the dawdled or light sleep, dexóse drop your reporter, she took her bath fixtures et directed his steps towards the showers, do take a very rewarding gift company Atho de Foces et another gentleman whom the bleary and hungover vapors impidiéronme identified. Et non I ask your Senyoria by comparisons in terms of masculine attributes are concerned, it was time nin non fazerlas et aquesta place parchment is not the forum to raise yosoylila unhealthy admiration. Dates morning ablutions, et rested bodies lie partly cleared, I made their beds to the host Salime et Regi Fidelis outside Caspolino flag burning hell for breakfast in the tavern near the air conditioning in my love, do I found Escudé Jaume archers who accompanies with great delight, waiting - naive of me! - that non Don would take Atho, Don Ruy de Urrea et fazer other Fideles in the same, ignoring the great romance that they all have the sheets et pillows, then the heat fiziere.
assi was like, after waiting half an hour long and missing the other half to six, the inn et Salim went very slowly through the market in Plano, do expect to find more appliances to buy that money to Fazello, as your lordship must know that being to make ends meet without having paid et the delays that the Royal Treasury owes me, he was the clerk to two sails as far as to pecuniary concerns of so that non be by the many invitations from friends (thank God that I fail non) et the few quirks that I gave myself in aquesta days, some have failed to find myself without a penny or a morabetino in his pockets. But to break Dellas, I found that the market just was occupied by hundreds of food stalls, et other crafts beads beautifully crafted but of little benefit to serving as a scribe who writes these lines, so that just sparked my greed the merchandise displayed outside of a piece of cake merquén in a position to use and I tasted sitting in the shade at an inn next to dictate Caspolino Plano.
something run by the long delay, I went down in contact with Mr de Urrea to know how long it would take Arriva et díxome market were still breakfasting, so I struck up a conversation with almugávares that at an inn next were very friendly et et I found a very good deal, after which I saw and the other side of the street to my Partner to mesnada et juntéme very happy with them, and we visited together the market-be they of the same opinion as mine as far as warriors appliances offered touch-et Don Ruy de Urrea mercóse et a horn to try both to make it sound, being more tricks to do it my own, as the good Don Ruy thereby blowing the horn sounded before calf cold that mighty roar of call to combat. Non will be short, however, Mr. de Urrea times to learn the streets resounded with the sound of the horn, to the chagrin of the good people of the manor of La Muela, I imagine, in addition to cure the excesses of the Council della , walking these days bickering must suffer, I fear the trials of his master with the horn of the devil.
mercaderil After our tour, mesnaderos attended by the different hosts to the meal, you were going to serve in a flag next to the overnight stay, for which we had provided the minstrels Caspolino of cards that were to be submitted prior to its food served, which consisted of about spinach with raisins et beans, a dish of stewed meat complete with a large piece of loaf et bathed in sauce, for dessert, a slice of melon or apple et a cream cake sheets et biscuits washed down with beer it et fresh water in jugs. But the case was going on inside the flag, as big as the other, a hot as hell, she nearly suffered the Don Sancho de Antillón a fainted because of it, so that the knight had to soak all his stubborn to stand up without fainting. Et Sancho having a head of such caliber, I expected much left us without water with which to shower the next night.
I've said many times to your lordships that our main anxiety in this conference was much embarrassment that they often do, so I'm afraid to show repetitive, but this repetition to your lordship will realize the many studies et big sweats which we passed, despite what Dell et pleasure of the good times Engagement in the city. So then my readers understand that shortly after finishing the meal we fly more than a thousand times we rushed to be beatified inn of our love, we left where we fall with delight et where we taste some slush of various kinds, smoked our inseparable sisha Sancho et Knights Antillon Rioiia Ignatius, et gorges Atho of José María de Urrea card game together to speak against Aragon Rioja, playing two games to four ea eight kings (whatever that is), winning each of the pairs faced, so were all four very relaxed et excited to have had the opportunity to play such a game, which according to the happiness of their faces must be at Daifa receive me massage in a brothel, especially Don Atho, which he said have had for the first time in his life a "thirty-real" that, to continue the simile, it must be like Byzantine whore fellatio ...
passer The mesnaderos Luengas hours in the gardens of the inn during the dog days of late, ea that half an hour after vespers garnish our steps towards the place they call The Wall where being celebrated archery contest whose organizers seemed to me to see the foregoing character, bartender by trade, who bad lightning split but it was for my peace of mind to be a member of Armecas ensures the smooth running of the competition. Much more pleasing to the clerk was your meeting with Raquel Esteban donna at the gates of the Wall, which was accompanied by a gentleman Caspolino with a camera on his shoulders, to which Rachel pidióme donna who sang the now legendary "The Song" Occitan to be recorded and broadcast over the airwaves. As my readers will understand, my natural vanity joined the chivalry of the lovely lady please please do not hesitate et waited until, being recorded for posterity et leaving them very happy and grateful and I more, promising to send the good knight my fiefs zufarienses A copy of the recording to enjoy the Regi Fideles.
ran the contest as often these competitions, winning a boy of only fourteen he shot arrows at a moving target as Robin of Locksley men the Sheriff of Nottingham in Sherwood, so it was very welcomed and rescibió merited award and standing ovation from all present, including two mercenaries (non recall whether or Company calatravos North) carrying fire sticks explode et to become of more times than would have wished, dexándome ears like taking et raisins bajini very lucid at invitations for my party to go both to seek the Holy Grail into a pit of pig feces ...
After that, as was no date on numerous occasions that he had lost count Dellas, return to the pavilions have dinner before the qual donna Raquel Esteban et accompanying delighted us all with some very diverting dance that drew big applause from the audience, especially the last of them, who was called something like "seven falls" et that had just give yourself way. After which we spent inside the pavilion to enjoy infernal dinner, was very similar to the meal, chop the spinach for a salad very tasty but keeping the meat (once aquesta Garnish with mushrooms), dessert and heat, which was Don Sancho dexarnos without water for a second time by having to soak the thousand square feet for non drop its stubborn dried in the middle of the hall.
Continuatio
mesnaderos were leaving the dinner ending the previous scroll Senyoria et ne can imagine where your worship were at the end of the pittance ... Into effect, as if they had wings our feet we headed to nearby inn of the Good Air, where non soon run again in beer, iced coffee iced coffees et awaiting return to the wards et load irons for the parade the night before so there was discussion between Fideles stout Region to determine whether to put almófares Ibans, dimensions, Gambeson et helmets or just the Regi Fidelis dress and sword at his side were enough signs of a good knight Compromisarios defender of Caspe.
In it were Don Ruy, Ferrench Don Lope de Luna, Don Atho de Foces et Don Sancho de Antillón when he appeared at the gate of the pavilions Don Pardo Aznar robe, belt, and helmet Coif, earning a rebuke from Don Ruy, the dress suggested qual only surcoat et la crespina as signs of a gentleman. What is that non one knows just minutes before Mr. Aznar was determined to go to non parade distressed because a bad burn his crotch (for the very hot et many fats of your body) et faciale see a thousand devils whenever a step was despite ointments donna Montserrat Elisa Tell them given to relieve pain. Disgusted, confused and in pain, threw his arms reporter on the floor et, sorry, was to announce his decision to mesnaderos passed through his mind when the idea of \u200b\u200ba Regi Fidelis never, never failing at the call of the army, thus making casings HEART, preparing a crude remedy for their ills again wearing et et crespina Coif , Mr. Aznar came to the door again covered their arms and to hell with the pain proceeded in the direction the collegiate, and were about to do the remarkable Don Pedro Sagarriga, Bernardo Gualbes, Don Guillem de Vallseca, Don Francesco de Aranda, bishop Ram Huesca Don Domingo, Don Berenguer de Bardaxi, Pedro Beltrán, Friar et his brother Bonifacio Ferrer Vicente Ferrer, the Dominican announce to the world the election of Ferdinand as king of Trastámara Aragon, Valencia, Mallorca and Sicily, Count of Barcelona and Lord of Montpellier.
We are the mesnaderos as usually, after the minstrels that played their eternal murga, out the door from the church with great pomp and applause, walking through the streets of Caspe under look of the Caspolino et dirigímonos to the square of the Council, where a loud voice to the troops presented concurrent to the public. Aznar Don Pardo proudly carried the banner of Fidelis Regi et behind him were Don Sancho de Antillón, Don Ruy Ximén de Urrea, Don Atho of gorges, Don Lope et Ferrench of Luna, who shouted three times "Aragon!" Urrea before the proclamation of "San Jorge and Aragon!" et continue our wanderings after the Heraldic Caspe which eventually had replaced part of their murga by cries of "EO, EO," which was so heavy, or more if possible, than the sound of drums. Intensify the heat under the Coif et la crespina Mr. Pardo, so that the final stop on the wall might slip the padded crespina and still have enough liquid out for a drink had been so great if your need ...
After that we went to the inn, the brothers hoped to sample some Sanjuanistas do quarts of lamp but it was impossible not to be an expert that would connect the kegs to the tap of them, so don Ioan de Ancheta suggesting in his horse back to the pavilion by dexar it our irons, acompañámosle Don Jaume I Montull et same; so that, while my Partner to returning the Fideles, I was responsible for preparing the mensa with the stands as the night before new smoking hookahs et et finished lamp lemonade mint. Et coupled returned all around the place a good thirty mesnaderos, receive me maceros the visit of the town (here called by the name of "Local Police"), which kindly cumin to dexásemos et escoscado very clean place when terminase our libations. Dell's most Invitámosles to participate, with the good lords round, they could not accept our offer, but we thanked him with good words.
Et went there again the jokes, toasts, jokes et laughter, although a tantico duller than the previous night because the amount of work incurred et sweltering heat - for the second night the air decided to stop at Escatrón without actually blowing Caspe, not invited to loosen tongues, but yes to end the lamp et sausages still Don Roger de Flor took out of his pockets of his steed, so having made a decent knife et with a loaf of bread to accompany the tubers, gave a good account also Dell et drinking what was left, then subtracting non had a single drop of lamp in the bottles. Remember the clerk Desta said last night a statement by Mr. Ioan de Ancheta M. de Urrea, because it Having been offered the chance to be one of the Host mesnadero Fidelis, Don replied Ioan, "you promised me land and then nothing I et castles gave ", which was so epic et so worn that Don Ruy was unable to replicate the goalkeeper Catalan et remembered his words were badly by the reporter for inclusion in chronic aquesta as just fazer ...
Et So then passes the night too until the wee hours of the morning, in which the few gentlemen who had endured so far picked up rubbish, we left all qual us we found and even better et again got ready to retire to our litter to spend the rest of sleep if it is warmer than the night before.
THIRD DAY
bothered in the face and the sun in the morning the last day I leave the clerk his plump fall to the ground meat to go to the showers with more scraps on the previous morning, because after the many parades et walks through the streets of their lingual Caspe were all sore, your eyes beaten by bad sleep et their understanding clouded by a bad toothache habíasele night that awakened in the mouth without rhyme or reason, so then I decided to wear my clothes century (since the Middle Ages were very sweaty smelly et vestillas to return without offending the noses of the audience), take a painkiller for my teeth et addressing the inn of the Good Air where little aparescan my colleagues tasted a retinue et well fed lunch coffee, sweets, sandwiches, potatoes bravas et other morrudencias who, accompanied by good local temperature, we had tied to the chairs of the non et decided to participate in the parade in the morning, which itself donna Maria brightest deeds Sea et Don Jose de Urrea, who had much to like the heat.
I must say that at that time had clarified an issue that she nearly fazer Don Atho of gorges and his fiancee Donna Dew leave early morning Caspe, et was the case that having been his kitty care Becquer donna's mother Rocío Villalba of the estate of Parsley, had escaped the very rascal cats prowling the town et non paresció all night, so don Atho et donna Rocío decided to march to his possessions by encontrallo villalbinas. But as soon rescibió donna Rocío news of having found a cat of their troubles et, quiet breathing, the couple was pleased to join with its always nice presence in the morning at least until lunchtime.
But the hour of taking food et non Muitas want to taste again the usual beef stew et salad of the day, we decided to return back to the inn of our love (whose proprietress actually did in June on Aug. much beer, cold meats and served et another three days) et take her some ice cream, coffee, iced et other spirits, in addition to three or four good sisha Moorish snuff until late afternoon, during which time the meeting talked about music (as Don Ioan de Ancheta unveiled its status of "Mod") et on a thousand other issues in camaraderie.
Nothing left to tell, my dear readers. Towards the hour of Vespers, having finished our journey Caspolino, mesnaderos collected their belongings, all with large despedímonos weigh up the next time, it will be in Anento, within weeks, "our horses and donkeys loaded with all our baggage back et each in their feuds behind the heat dexando Caspe, who had been both in its literal sense of embarrassment as the treatment of its people, which from these lines I thank the mesnaderos its many cares and concerns for the welfare of the host.
And thus, as happened has been told by the Chronicler of the host Maior Regi Fidelis, which will freshen agora same throat in the kitchen of the castle zufariense, such as heat narrated wake up in your throat again et the burden experienced thirst.
Zufaria In the castle, on the twenty-ninth day of the month of June, 1412 anno de Gracia.
Enrique de Çaragoça
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